The periodic table is cool!

Whats up said Sulfur. Helium said Iron. Iron is a debby downer caused he weighs 2 much. Too bad. “You’re worthless” said sulfur. Well if you want someone who is worth something go find gold.

Later they go to the aluminum concert. Aluminum made up a type of music called Plastic Rap. Sulfur then still quizzing iro n asked, “Which is worth more, the nickel or the copper penny?” Iron answered,” Calcium because itr makes you strong like Titanium!”

 

“You suck!!!” yelled Sulfur to Iron. “Well, if you want to say that go yell at Carbon cause he’s a terrible gas. He causes global warming. Don’t tell him this but I think he’s a terroist.

 

More is to come!

Song of the week! In two opinions!!

Hello ubidubidub or jack as we know me but I hate that name for my screen name because it reveales my identy and it has no spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Anyways, as said by the ofiicail music dudes the #1 song is E.T by Katy Perry feat.Kanye West but if you ask me I like Coming Home by Diddy-Dirty Money and Skylar Grey. I also like Forget You by Cee Lo Green.

My favorite Car

What’s your favorite car? what’s your favorite type of car? My favorite type of car is either a Camaro Porsche. My favorite car is probably a red hot Ferrari or a slimy green with a black line through the middle Porsche.

The Guy or Bob as we know him.

Bob or the guy was a crazy dooga-pooga. If you don’t know what a nooga-pooga is then too bad for you because I’m not telling you what they are. Actually a nooga-pooga is a crazy hag. So Bob the nooga-pooga was tramping the streets.” He was oh………. so very hungry. I need some foooooooooooooood!” To make a long story short he didn’t get any food and he died of hunger, thirst, and gang awarness.

The continued adventures of Shnokkie the Hamburger and Perry the Alien

 

 

The Continued Adventures of Shnookie the Hamburger with Perry the Alien

By: Jack Healy and Eric Kyle

 

 

 

 

 

 Chapter 1: An Accidental Unite

Have you ever seen a friend that you didn’t even think was still alive with your best friend looking for you in J.C. Penny Clothing Store and you’re friends are a International Spy and your other friend just turns out to be a green alien. I don’t think so. If you haven’t read our other story then the International Spy is called Serada Samen and the green alien is Perry the alien. It so turns out that they had with them a creepy octopus that can morph into a jelly fish or a human named Manny.

It actually turns that I didn’t meet them in J. C. Penny but in their parking lot. It turns out J. C. Penny’s clients tried to eat me, and that’s not a comfortable feeling. They are all looking at you and some are throwing away their sandwiches and coming at you. Not cool. Anyways, I was getting tired of this so I quit. So when I was coming out of J.C. Penny I hear this all too familiar voice.

Turns out it was Perry’s. “Shnookie!” shouted Perry while in mid-air about to tackle me. Fortunately (for me) I side-steeped and he messed me and landed on the ground with a big THUD! I snickered. “So who’s this octopus guy?” I asked. “Oh, that’s Manny,” said Serada Samen. “Cool,” I said. “Where did you meet him?” I asked. “Well now we work for the C.I.A. now so I guess they hired him. He is so cool.” said Serada Samen.

“He can also change colors” said Perry. “That’s cool” I said. “Anyways we were supposed to bring you to the C.I.A. because they think you have what it takes to work for them.” “O.K. that’s fine with me as long as you promise me that no one is going to try to eat me!” I responded.

“Well maybe 1… or 2 might try-“

“THEN I AM NOT COMING!!!”

 “O.K. no one is going to eat you.”

 

Chapter 2

So anyways we started heading to the C.I.A. headquarters. When we got hungry we decided to eat at D.J. Not nice’s parody/sushi shop. When we got in there Manny started sweating uncontrollably. All of a sudden we found out why he was sweating. An octopus just got chopped up. “Oh the horror!” screamed Manny. Suddenly some guy called D.J. Not Nice threw a knife at Manny. It hit him. Then he chopped it up and served it to us. I didn’t dare eat for my newly fallen friend. Turns out Perry had gone to the bathroom so he ate one of the pieces of sushi. He started to change colors. “Eww, I’m turning blue. Now yellow, purple… oh crap pink! Crap…crap…crap…crap I’m stuck on pink guys! Gosh, you suck guys. Why didn’t you eat any of this?” “Because that’s Manny!” yelled Serada Samen. “Ohhhhhhh, that’s bad” said Perry.

Anyways there was no time to dilly dally about our fallen friend. We had to go. But first we brought the sushi. “Let’s go” I said. We walked out and got back in the U.F.O. About 10 minutes later we were in Boston when we saw the commies. 

They were terrorizing people (I thought that was supposed to be terrorists doing that) so we got out. They started coming towards us and criticized Perry. They were calling Perry stuff like “hey pink guy” or “Hey hamburger”. It was pretty scary because they all had guns. One even had a rocket launcher. Unluckily for us he shot Perry’s U.F.O. So like anyone else would of done (except the police) we ran. Ahead of us was a Ferrari. So we took it. It was a convertible red Ferrari and the owner must be really dumb because he left the keys in the ignition.

So I started the car and we drove off. I guess gangsters like Ferraris because some gangs started shooting at us. I must be a really good driver or the gangsters suck at shooting. Turns out the city of Boston doesn’t have a good police station because there was a terrorist right in front of us holding a sniper-rifle/30.cal. He was right about to shoot us but fortunately with my brilliant mind I figured we should just run him over. So without any troubles we went all the way to Washington D.C. Serada Samen was bugging us because he wanted more sushi so we pushed him out by a sushi place. He seemed pretty happy about that so we just drove away. So we got to the C.I.A. headquarters and I got approved into the C.I.A. and we went to another secret mission where we go to Siberia. That’s all they told us so I guess we’ll see what happens.

Next is book #3 Destination Siberia coming soon to wherever books are sold! (Also my blog!)

Two Snow Days!!!!!! :)

This week (started on 1/10/11) we had two snow days. No school!!!   It was an extraordinary surprise!  Then we had another snow day. It was so fun. But unfortunately we had to go back to school!  🙁

🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁               BYE!!!!!